Live-blogging the HIMYM Season Premiere.

6:58- OMG I'M SO EXCITED!!! IT's been four months!!!

6:68:30- Maybe I should get some real friends.

6:58:35- Eh. That's no fun.

6:59- Why won't wheel of fortune end??? This isn't Florida, we have no retirees to watch you, Vanna. Get off my screen

7:00- My nails are too long to type on this pad.

7:01- OMG It's back!!! The mom's unbrella!! I WANT TO MEET THE MOTHER!!! (More than I've ever cared about my own mother...)

7:01:30- BARNEY JUST SAID -DARY!!! YES!!!

7:03- Eww. I don't like Alyson Hannigan's hair. You can't see her eyes. She's very pretty, I don't know why she did this. Did Marshall get blonder? Or darker? Or something.

7:03:30- And Robin's dating Enrique I-want-to-be-your-hero-baby Iglesias. God, I love the theme music.

7:05- Hehe. Ted's breakup beard. Awww, Marshall: "my wife". And all I can think is "the Kournikova mounts the Iglacias". It's unhealthy how much I love this show. I want to be their friends. And I love Barney. I would marry him. I know he's gay. I don't care. I don't think sex is everything.

7:10- Barney: "*Your* vagina!!" Best. Line. Ever.

7:12- What, no, Ted can't get a tattoo. I'm not sure how I'd feel about that. No, stupid tramp-stampy mandy Moore, get away from Ted. NO DON'T GET A TATTOO!!!

7:12:30- *realizes exactly how much damage white-bread raised-in-the-North-Shore mother did to forming subconcious during childhood*

7:15- THIS IS SO GOING ON MY BLOG!!!

7:20- Oh, thank God, he didn't--What? *TED* got a tramp stamp. Gah. Tell me it's a stick on. Please let it be a stick on.

7:21- Commercials.

7:22- Commercials.

7:23- And were back.

7:24- Barney's being funny. And I'm laughing.

7:26- "Last night got weird." God, I love this show. So hard.

OH MY GOD WE DO SEE THE MOM!!! I THOUGHT THEY WERE LYING ABOUT THAT!!! AWW I LOVE THE MOM!!! *ahem* Ewww. Mom is wearing white pants. Gross.

I'm going to go watch The Big Bang Theory and eat. Ciao.