Lost and CSI:NY- *faints* (And a couple others)

Oh my freakin' gosh. Lost has been delivering like, well, Lost for the past two weeks. The last couple of minutes of last weeks? *shivers*

Just a quick rundown, Henry Gale is not Henry Gale (like we couldn't have figured that out), Locke is still a crazy who was dumped by the mom from Married...With Children (how sad is that???), he's still nursing a mother of a grudge against Dad, who faked his death only come back and screw up even more of poor Locke's life, and now he has massive puncture wounds in his legs from a scene that I had to watch with a pillow over my head. Sun is preggers, even though Jin can't have kids (Side Note: Won't it be season five or so before her kid is born? Talk about your tedious...). Kate is experimenting with a new hairstyle. It's not going well.
This week we find Locke alone with "Henry Gale" (*cough*OTHER*cough*) who is playing mind games and pitting Locke against Jack. Oh honey. Don't go up against the hot doctor. You will always lose. I don't care how Buddha-serene-creey you've been lately, you will lose. And it will hurt. Jack is beating Sawyer's ass at poker (the poker craze actually started after they were supposed to be stranded on the island. And since I'm fairly certain that the Hatch doesn't get Bravo, I'm not so sure how they're so great at this craze.)

Speaking of the hatch, there was some kind of freaky lockdown and Locke got stuck under the doors, and the Other had to push the buttons (OMG, now he knows the Numbers!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and all sorts of hell broke loose and there was this map that I totally didn't understand.

And Sayid, Charlie, and the Evil Witch are off searcing for the Other's balloon and grave, which they find, and dig up, and discover the body of a dead man with a drivers license on him for Henry Gale from Minnesota. *gasp* And then the episode ended. *gasp again* How many more days till Wednesday???

CSI:NY was also really good. Last week's was good, too, but in Miami it would have been resolved in five minutes because the little boy would have opened up to H and the whole thing would have ended. Apparently Mac isn't quite as endearing. I disagree, but whatever.

This week somebody hijacked a helicopter with a donor organ and killed a bunch of people and stuff. Yeah, it was kind of complicated. And the little crime was a woman who was killed in an alley. She was practically a nun by CSI standards, there were only two different semen deposits found. And one (*gasp*) was from the guy who raped Aiden's friend. You know, the one who was so bad that Aiden falsified evidence and got herself fired for??? Yeah, him. So now Mac and Stella are on a personal revenge quest that will probably drag on to the end of the season.

Oh, and Evil Hot Doctor stole the liver, because his wife needed one. Awww...wait, actually, that's really not nice. And then Mac got all wounded widower on him and was like, "Yeah, well, at least you had time to say goodbye. When Osama killed my wife, I didn't get anything..." Well, he didn't really say that, but Imladris and I filled it in. Awesome episode, though. Next week's is a repeat of the season finale from last year. *cough*WHORE!!!!*cough* BOOO!!!!!!!!!

My other shows have also been delivering like Lost. Criminal Minds was freaking awesome, but Reid has got to learn that explaining hte concept of transference during a makeout session is not hot. And that girl was way too big to be a starlet. She would be like the fat best friend. Don't get me wrong, I would kill to look like her, but have you seen women on TV lately??? Ribs are an attractive accessory.

My Monday night comedies were also quite good. Except How I Met Your Mother was a repeat, which confused me greatly.

And House is finally back on!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so freakin' happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, good week, TV-wise. I'll watch my CSI:Regular and Without a Trace tape and probably put something up later. Everybody watch Numbers tonight, it's finally back on!!!

Crapload of Shows, Part 3

See how much I love you, dear readers??? I should be going over the incredibly thick, annoying file on Clarence Thomas that I have to read for that blasted government class (there's more on that on my regular blog), but instead I'm updating for you. Awww... No, seriously, I know it's been like forever, but I've been busy with school and crap. So I have no choice but to combine all of my opinions into one long post, k??? We begin with...

CSI:Miami~ H is gonna be a daddy!!!!

Probably a single one, too, because anyone with a rudimentary grasp of exactly what causes cells to reproduce like crazy (not good when you have cancer) will know that it is hormones. Like estrogen. And anyone with a rudimentary grasp of women or pregnancy or the world in general will know that when you're pregnant, your body goes crazy and makes tons and tons of estrogen.

Bye, bye Marisol.

No, no, I don't mean that. I really want her to live and make Horatio happy and everything. Mainly I don't want her to die because that will freak out my mom and I'll never ever be able to watch it in the living room again.

Of course, this is all speculation, really; we'll have to wait for a new episode to find out if she's really going to go through with it. Is Monday's new??? I hope so...

CSI:NY~

Hasn't been new in awhile. Except for that creepy water tower one. Last week's repeat was good, though. I kind of forgot what it was about, but I know that it had the really funny scene where Stella's in her office, giggling on the phone presumably with that Frank guy and then was like, "Um, yeah, I've got to go now," when Mac came in. She should have added, "Plan A just walked in. Call you back."

New episode tonight, though. Yayness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Criminal Minds~

Well, I don't know what is going on in this show. I do, however, know about Billy Graham. That's what was on last week instead. Crazy CBS people. I love you so much and then you screw me over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CSI: Regular~

This week we find Grissom and his team...oh, wait. They've disappeared. Instead there are seven foot tall morons throwing a freakin' ball around.

The Apprentice~

Okay, I felt badly for Brent when they did the the numerous "butter" compilations (you know, where he butters everything...like, a lot.) , but now I'm really glad they fired him. Really glad. He bugged me. Although that Charmaine is getting pretty damn annoying, too.

American Idol~

OMG, BARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Barry Manilow was on last night. The one hour of TV that my mom could not rip her eyes away from.

Seriously, if I have to watch Simon mentally undress Katherine McPhee one more time I will throw up. Really. I am not kidding. It's disgusting.

And that gray-haired guy that everybody adores really bugs me. He needs to stop jumping up and down so damn much and just sing. And who told him that matching the suit to the hair and then topping the look off with sneakers was a good idea???

Meanwhile, I love that little Kevin guy. You know, the one who looks like he's thirteen. So adorable. I hope he wins.

Grey's Anatomy~

Maybe less people would die if you'd all stop acting like rabbits and...um...reproducing all the time. Like in the hospital. That can't be sanitary. For anyone.

Various New Shows~

With the midseason repalcements coming in, I've actually started watching a couple of new shows. Now, I'm not a huge Julia Louis Dreyfus fan, but The New Adventures of Old Christine (once you get past the title), is actually quite funny. Sons and Daughters, however, is not. I was looking to this to be the next Arrested Development, but it's nowhere near as funny. And you don't immediately warm to the characters. Any of them. I was quite disappointed.

Final note- Riley from National Treasure is getting a sitcom!!!! Yay- we love Riley!!!!!!!!!!! It's called Teachers, and it's on NBC starting next Tuesday (the 28th) at 8:30. I really hope it's good. He's funny enough to deserve a career. Everybody watch, okay???

Whew, I'm tired. I worked hard on this- comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Freakin' Basketball

Programming people are bastards. Absolute freaking bastards.

Apparently, there's some big college basketball thing going on. And no, I'm not pulling a Paris Hilton when she pretended not to know what Wal-Mart is. I really didn't know about this. And guess which network had the good fortune of broadcasting it? CBS.

The only network with anything good on it. Of the hours and hours of television I watch a week, three of it is on other channels. I watch Boston Legal and Lost on ABC and House on FOX. That's it. All of my CSI's are going to be gone for a very long time!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob* *bigger sob*

This is worse than the House/World Series debacle of last fall. My CSI's are way more important.

I'm going to go wear black and light some candles. And I had a bunch of other stuff to say about other shows, so maybe I'll put something up later.