CSI:Miami and NY- *thud*

Oh my freakin' gosh. These two episodes were like the best ever. Unbelievable. Amazing. I finally have validation for spending this much time obsessing over fake people. Jerry Bruckheimer can totally have my first born.

Anyway, everybody watched it, so I'm not going to go into a huge long synopsis that nobody needs. Suffice to say Horatio and Mac are chasing Henry Darius, a serial killer that Mac and Co. put away a year ago, all over the U.S. Monday's episode was good, but pretty much just a rip-off of the movie Con-Air. Without Nicolas Cage. Which is a good thing. (Shut up Imladris...) How great was it when Mac arrived??? Colleen was like "Oh! He's got a duffel bag!!! He's staying for awhile!!!" We figured he brought along a picture of Stella. Clearly.

Speaking of Stella, she found another possible baby daddy!!! She spent most of last night living by the rule, "A little boy never wants a toy unless another little boy is playing with it." It was hilarious, "Are you always this hot on a case???" My dad was like, "Wait. What did she mean by that?" You could totally tell that she was figuring out how her kids would look with curly red hair (as opposed to the little marines she's been dreaming about since 9/11). Colleen and I decided that she was probably doodling "Mr. and Mrs. Horatio Caine. Mrs. Stella Caine. Detective and Mrs. Horatio Caine..." all over her case files. And she kind of looks like Yelena. Except Greek. And way prettier. And, as Horatio was served, he'll probably be back in NY soon. Yay!!!

Meanwhile, back in the lab, Lindsay is fuming and muttering under her breath because Mac made her stay in the lab. Which she took as an affront even though clearly he was just looking out for her (and probably pissed off that Stella was doing everything in her power to get Horatio's attention...). Even though, if you ask me, Danny is the loose cannon and should probably be kept in the lab as much as possible.

And the psychiatrist killed me. "I may have mentioned Alexa's inheritance." Mac was just staring at him like, "You stupid dumbass." Almost as stupid as the little sister who used the tissue Mac gave her, thus giving him DNA. Idiot. He's not trying to be nice, he's trying to avoid a search warrant!!! If I'm ever brought in for questioning, I'm totally not going to use a Kleenex or drink anything.

And how great was the ending??? When Horatio called the little boy and told him everything as alright. Awww... I love caring CSI's... And when Mac was at the prison and was all "You rot in hell, you son of a b*tch." This was quite starteling, as Mac doesn't swear a whole lot. It was like when I was watching Forrest Gump and he said a Very Nasty Word and I was like "*gasp* Mac!!!!"

Anyhoodles, this was a truly awesome show. They should do a movie. No, because then it would suck. But they should definately do more crossovers!!!!