Thursday, April 27, 2006

CSI:NY- Oh SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I hardly even know what to write about this episode. Like how did the Statford-Upon-Avon Times book critic review Hamlet? "Good, but what's up with the mother?"

Just a quick rundown before I get to my ever-present opinions...We open with a dead guy at Kid Rock concert (*cough* almost sweeps *cough*) and there's a scary scratched CD near him. I don't know, I was kind of confused by this story. But while Mac is doing this case, he hears over the car radio that there was a possible officer involvment at this address which he clearly knows is Stella's (watch as all the Shippers squee). Cut to the entire NYPD busting into the joint apartment, only to find Frankie the Creepy Internet Porn guy dead. And Stella is face down in the corner. Mac, being a concerned future father of her children, runs over and makes sure she's okay (watch as all the Shipper practically wet themselves). Awwwwww....Lt. Dan!!!!!!!! Sorry...moving on...

Yeah, so they process Stella and we got lots and lots of amazingly hot tender scenes with Flack questioning her. Awwwwww...Tad!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry...moving on... And Lindsey is really upset about this, which is kinda strange that she's only known her like five months. Still, it's sweet.

Turns out that Frankie stalked her, broke into her apartment, tied her up, caused her to cut herself with a razor (I had trouble shaving this morning), and then tried to kill her. And she shot him. Girl power!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Sorry. And then Mac sweetly offers to take Stella to a hotel (watch as all the Shippers have heart attacks), but she wants to be tough and go back to the apartment. Me? I'd kick back in a hotel with Flack on speed dial until somebody else scrubbed the blood out of my bathtub. Because having to clean would just be adding insult to injury.

Well, I'd just like to start the opinion part of this post by saying that I am totally back to shipping Mac/Stella. While her hideously impure eggs may not have been good enough for him last week, being abused and left for dead is pretty redeeming in my eyes. So they now have my blessing to get back together. Although that might have happened faster if Mac had stopped being such a damn Marine and went back to the apartment with her. I maintain that he walked her there but she wanted to be alone. Imladris is more cynical. Whatever.

I kind of didn't understand the whole other story line, or maybe I just wasn't paying attention. I don't really like Kid Rock, and I like girls who find him the least bit attractive even less. Crazies. The next two look awesome- apparently somebody kills a Marine or something and Mac gets to go all The Few the Proud all over their ass. Ha!

Lost was on last night too, but it was one of those stupid recap shows that are competely useless as I am a faithful viewer and have been watching since Day 1. Literally. And I didn't like the voice over that made it sound like a National Geographic documentary. I half expected the guy to go, "Their mating rituals are awkward and high coreographed..." in that slightly British accent. Sheesh.

Sorry this is a little bit late, we all know I would have liked to have done this first thing, but I have had a lot to do today...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh wasn't NY just great....I too would have said of course I will go to a hotel until someone cleans that disgusting apartment for me!!!! Yes Tag on speed dial would also have helped ease the pain...:):):)....the Kid Rock story goes like this....a little known female singer has a CD that she wants to give Kid R so she will no longer be "little known"...but she needs a back stage pass to give it to him. Kid's limo driver promised to give her the pass if she gave him some "lovin in the limo"...she gave he didn't so she started to look thru the glove compartment for the pass but found a gun...used the gun and pulled his backstage pass right off his neck...that's the Kid R scoop.....The scratched CD found in the limo wasn't a lead, but they thought it was...just a decoy to the truth...but CSI always finds THE TRUTH!!!! Oh I do agree that Stella is now worthy of Mac once again....wow freaky frankie!!!!!...I gotta go because it is 7:50 and I need to be ready for VEGAS BABY CSI!!!!!!....keep up the goooooood blogs...

rockford said...

Oh, I just loved theis post and I did not even see the show!!! You are such a fun writer - i love to read your work.....!!!!!! That Stella - what a gal - what do you mean you would go back after the blood was cleaned up - I would just get a new apartment and new stuff and never go back -- creeepy!!!! I agree - Lost was really bad and I am the kind of viewer who could use a recap - not faithful like you:) - but it was like a documentary - very very observant of you!!! I knew i did not like it but i did not know why - now you told me why!!!!

CMT said...

Hmmm. It would have been appropriate, though, because on Lost their mating rituals ARE awkward and highly choreographed.

OMG SOOOOOO SHIPPING STELLA MAC. Although, I'm sorry, even if the woman you love is tough as nails and insists she's OK going back to her apartment (which is still drenched in both her own blood and the blood of THE MAN SHE KILLED), YOU DO NOT LET HER. NO. I'M SORRY. YOU REALIZE SHE IS IN SHOCK AND THEN YOU GET HER A HOTEL ROOM. And possibly sit outside it the whole night just in case she gets scared. But Mac, ever the Marine, obviously doesn't KNOW THAT.

Although at the end she clearly wasn't staying at the apartment to sleep, she was packing a bag and stuff and looked really upset, I think she may have showed up at his place. Awwwww omg so sweet.