Lots and lots and lots of shows...

...sorry it's been awhile, I've been busy and tired this past week and haven't really been able to keep up. So I'm just going to write about marious shows I've watched, which makes it easier for anonymous to pick out the ones she doesn't want to read because I will be delivering the tape to her shortly (btw, you'll love them). On with the post (these are in order that I watched them...

Numbers

I like this show, I really do. And I have no intention of stopping watching it. But it's kind of like a poor man's CSI- kind of like all the characters are there but something's a little bit off. Anyhoo, this week's was good- a female Iraqi lawyer is killed while she's in the US promoting something political...I don't know, I was majorly spacing. But she's dead, and the brilliant FBI team finds out that she was married to a non-Muslim American. Oh the drama. I actually forgot who killed her. Hmmm. I know there was a raid, but I'm completely blanking on who did it. Wow.

Maybe because I've been trying to gouge out my mind's eye all week after watching all that hot Barney-the-head-elf on Jane-Parsons-from-DNA action that was on the show. Yeah, that woman from CSI:NY who shows up occasionally to speak in a British accent and deliver bombshells about paternity of whatnot guested as Charlie's ex-girlfriend. Who's getting married. And slept with Charlie in the basement. Yeah. Jane Parsons from DNA is kind of a ho.

CSI:Miami

Wasn't on. Boooooo!!!!!!!!

The Apprentice

Okay, here's my theory. The only thing that the Donald likes less than a guy who will screw over his friends is a guy who steadfastly refuses to. And Lenny's going to win the damn thing because he knows how to keep his mouth shut.

This was a good episode, they all had to write a jingle, which led to countless Soviet Union jingle jokes. Good times.

Anyhoo, I totally think that thsi show has overstayed it's welcome, but it's so narcisstically good I don't even care!

Teachers

I so hope this show does well, because Riley deserves to have a career. Okay, he's not Riley here, he's Jeff Cahill, but still. He'll always be Riley. Anyhoo, it's a really funny show, so people should start watching!!! Tuesday's at eight-thirty.

House

What can I say? House is perfect. Wilson is still living in House's apartment, as EW says, because clearly oncologists can't afford hotels. The scene in the elevator was priceless- when he hides behind the sheet??? Loved it. I'm completely over my moral outrage and now just really, really want to buy the DVDs...

Boston Legal

Repeat, when that little kid is kidnapped and Denise and Brad must go save him because they are the most attractive members of the cast and thus are relegated to doing everything that requires looking like a hero...yeah. Still good.

Lost

Oh, J.J. Abrams and Jerry Bruckheimer are now going to have to fight over my first born. Well, not really, because Jerry gave me Johnny as a hot pirate, so clearly he'll win, but I might have to give J.J. my second.

This week we focused on Hurley, who apparently killed two people by making a balcony collapse on them. Bummer, huh? And he's got this mother of a friend who doesn't want him to lose weight.

Gasp #1- The friend is on the Island
Gasp#2- The friend doesn't exist.
Gasp#3- The friend tells Hurley that the Island is all in his head.

Wait. I'm confused. Last season this was all a figment of Jack's imagination. Who's mind are we in now???? And then he kisses Libby who is (and I quote) "cute in that Other kind of way." And finally we have...*drum roll, please*

Gasp #4- Libby was in the psych ward with Hurley.

OHMYGOD WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! My mind just exploded with conspiracy theories.

Criminal Minds

Awesome. We love poisonings. Especially related to bioterrorism. And the reveal when they were like, "Wait. The punch is a decoy." I'm like, "Oh no you di'n't..."

CSI:NY

I don't know, I don't have a whole lot to say about this one. Maybe because I've seen it so many times. I saw it the first time it was on, then once in reruns over the summer, then on my DVDs, and last night. So yeah, I'm kind of over being astonished at Danny having mob connections. Which we all should have known already because he has a shifty beard.

The last scene is priceless, though. We get to see Mac go all The Few the Proud and when the guy goes, "Ask Danny Messer. He works for you, right?" Stella's look of "Wait. What???" is priceless.

New ep this week, though. A guy dresses up like Superman and saves people. I'm not entirely sure why CSI is on this, but whatever. My bet is on Superman getting kinky. That's a pretty safe bet with CSI.

CSI: Regular

oooh, veddy veddy good episode. Especially at the end, when you realize that it was all power of suggestion in the first place. I'm totally warming to CSI:Vegas...I've even started watching it on Spike at six... New episode next week too- yayness!!!!!!!!

One thing, though, where were the girls this week? Catherine breezed in to talk about her family vacation with Dad the loser and Sara wasn't in it at all. And why is everybody so mean to Greg???

Without a Trace

Repeat, but it was okay because the first time it was on I ended up so disgusted with the child pornography that I stopped watching. I'm way more into the show now, though, so we kept it on.

I love Without a Trace. Although they should fire that Latina chick who has nothing to do but be Latina. And I'm so happy it's back after a month of basketball. The episode next week looks awsie too; don't you dare refer to your kid as "it" when Jack is in the room. He will notice it and kick your ass. Huh.

Whew...I'm tired. New Numbers tonight!!! Yayness!!!