CSI:Miami-Stupid Whore Files

What the hell is wrong with every single attractive woman on all of the CSIs??? Hmmm??? Are they all morons????

Last night we got a beauty with Jennifer, aka the girl that was locked in the closet while Walter Resden killed her parents. Well, she's all grown up now (as another episode a couple of months ago attested to) and guess who she's dating???

Anyone with a brain would say, "Um...any guy but Resden?" And they would be wrong.

Because Jennifer is just another example of a stupid girl who gives young women a bad name. Trust me, not every nineteen-year-old would go out with a balding guy in his forties who was a suspect in her parent's murder- that they met on the internet. And believe me, I know a lot of REALLY STUPID nineteen-year-olds. Gotta say, Jennifer puts them all to shame, though. Right up there with the woman from NY last year who decided cutting through Central Park at night all alone wearing a black lace dress was a good idea.

Anyhoodles, this was a particularly awesome episode. Natalia's late...for a very important date (hahaha...sorry, bad pun.) And Delko is unnerved by the idea of impending fatherhood, instead turning his attention to a girls volleyball team just to put the weekly kink factor in there. And then wen Natalia finds out that she's not preggers (by the way, how sorry would we feel for that kid??? Baby Girl Boa Vista-Delko???), Delko is unsure of the proper etiquette for congratulating/comforting the narrowly avoided mother of his child. It's actually kind of funny.

And Resden's back, but this time they get him. He actually kind of freaked me out, because he looks just like my biology professor last year. Except that I'm fairly certain that he wasn't an abused serial killer. Pretty sure. And Horatio stares down another guy who is twice his size. What is it about a skinny dude with red hair who wears sunglasses INSIDE that people find so fear-inducing??? I'm pretty sure I could stare him down.

But a really good episode. Again, there was no urge to "Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode", which greatly upset me. Bugger.

House and Boston Legal are new tonight, and Lost is new tomorrow, so expect more stuff up soon!!!