Tuesdays on FOX

Or the one night of the week that FOX actually has a fighting chance against the rest of the world. Not a big chance, because I know there's one of the Law and Order's on NBC, but at least something.

(Boston Legal was also new, but I didn't get a chance to watch it- somehow, watching Michael J. Fox die of cancer wasn't how my mother wanted to spend the evening. I taped it, and will probably have something up later on. That show is really hard to write about, though, because it's so funny!)

So the evening started off with American Idol. I'm not and Idol freak. I usually watch the last show when they pick a winner, and that's about it. I wasn't even sure who the finalists were last year. But I do love the auditions. They're so unbelievably bad and awesome, and I can't stop watching them. Especially now that it's been so many years. The first time, I was like, "Oh, they're being mean to the poor people!" but now it's like, "Yeah, you come in looking like an even gayer Clay Aiken, you're probably not getting through." And now they're over. *tear*

But the beginning part in Hollywood is fun, too, because they stick everybody in these groups and there's all this drama and crap and it's almost as good as seeing the sucky singers. But once it gets tot he live shows, well, that's just not any fun any more. B00.

Last night Simon told some guy who sang like Cher to become a drag queen (which seems to be his standard retort this year) and this guy like went crazy and started yelling about Judy Garland. I didn't understand him, but it was pretty awesome to watch!!!

The second viewing of the evening was House, which was equally as awesome when he wasn't being adulterous with Stacy. And then dumping her. And showing us how old Sela Ward looks when she's trying not to cry.

The best line of the night, when talking about an ill mother's use of Ritalin "It explains how she can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, ever let Teddy forget that he's a man." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was awesome.

Kinda weird to see Wilson being all, "Respect your marriage vows, man" because we all know Wilson is a cheating manwhore.

And how cute was Dakota Fanning's little sister??? So cute!!!! Pretty good actress, too.

Tonight should be pretty good. It would be awesome, except that the Grammy's pre-emp CSI:NY. Bugger. But Lost is on. And how awesome does CSI: Regular look on Thursday??? So watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!